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Thursday, 27 September 2012

Wonka Busts a Gut


Dunedin proudly boasts to be the founding city of all that is chocolate down under, and is home to the country’s only Cadburys factory. Jess was predictably high as a kite before even consuming a single E number. 
We were blessed with our very own umpa lumpa for our guided tour. A small limping creature on a power trip, with a striking resemblance to Roz from monsters inc, showed us round the process as we donned shockingly unflattering hair nets. Dad was pulled to one side as Roz singled him out as a “special one”, providing him with his very own mustache guard…
Not a single scrap of lickable tasty wallpaper could be found. The tour climaxed with the spectacle of watching one tonne of liquid chocolate cascade down a waterfall…but no little candy boats or lollypop trees. Cadburys make a sweet down here known as a “Jaffa”, small balls of chocolate covered in a crunchy orange flavored shell. Recently a charity event was held to roll 50,000 numbered Jaffa’s down a street with the first one down winning a prize. The street used was the steepest street in the world (Guinness book of records 1998) called Baldwin Street in Dunedin. After hearing the Jaffa story Dad and I felt it only right to head straight over and take it on. 
It’s a bit of beast. On the climb up we spotted an elusive wild postman crisscrossing the streets pouncing through all the hedgerows. We caught up with him and asked him what he was doing. “It drives the Chinese camera crew crazy!” he said. “I hide in the bushes so they can’t catch me!”. 
Every year they run an event on Baldwin Street known as the “Gut Buster”. The name speaks for itself. The objective? Up and down as fast as you can…no official record of how many guts have bust.

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